Hey people! I know most of you on the roads barely passed driver’s ed, or were taught to drive from Grand Theft Auto games, so here’s a tip. When you’re behind the wheel, you don’t get ALL FUCKING DAY to make decisions! Things happen quick out there on the roads of the real world. That means that you need to decide to change lanes after making sure it’s clear, and then FUCKING DO IT! When you’re in a parking lot and ready to back out of your spot and it’s clear, FUCKING DO IT! Use of these tips will probably make everyone on the roads’ days much easier, and maybe clear some of the damn traffic jams.

Thanks, from those of us who know how to drive.